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returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91, via breaking-spines)

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

(Source: sofapizza, via youreperfectingfailure)

long-spot-to-freedom:

bunnyfood:

(via lawebloca)

The only acceptable way to do the ice bucket challenge with your horse.

long-spot-to-freedom:

bunnyfood:

(via lawebloca)

The only acceptable way to do the ice bucket challenge with your horse.

(via just-keep-running-kid)

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

(via just-keep-running-kid)

xchickengirlx:

So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”

(via cl1nt-bart0n)

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via alltimelgbt)

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via stay-away-from-my-mexicans)

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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(via alltimelgbt)

me:where do you live?
vegan:I'm a vegan
constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

(via ugh-the12yearoldme)

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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(via thnxforthem3mories)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

nonymoose:

blogofmissjoanwatson:

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster.

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i’m laughing way too hard

(via nyxdtd)